When I graduated from college I hung my weeknight party hat because quite frankly I can't function like I used to while hungover. But every now and then I some how get persuaded into coming out of my "career life" during the week. Yes, to answer your question despite common belief and despite that fact I belong on VH1's Tool Academy this girl has a career side. Anyways so when a friend of mine was visiting his college town Monday night I had no choice but to go out.
Can we just pause for a moment and talk about how every time anyone post grad goes out during the week the night starts with, "I am going to only have a beer." This my friends is a bold faced lie. Let's be real here and face the facts, no SDSU alumni can have a get together talk about the grand old days of drinking for weeks at a time and only consume one beer. Monday night was no different.
After Coachella I found some party favors in my car and have been carting them around in my purse waiting for an opportunity to put them to use. Now I had no idea that when I brought this to the attention of some of my guy friends that they were going to use this party favor on the Almost Birthday Boy visiting. Now when someone is not so suave and tries to pull one over on the Birthday Boy and slip something into his drink, he is clearly not going to chug his now fizzing drugged beverage. Being the nice (and by nice I mean insane) person I am I swapped drinks and drank the fizzing substance.
So today I just want to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to a fantastic individual who puts up with my whining and bitching everyday, and who overall supports my decisions good or bad. But he should be thanking me for being awesome and partying it up on a Monday night. You are welcome my friend you are welcome.
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