This little gem was waiting in my inbox the other day.
"Hey so I'm gonna be completely honest here. I'm engaged ane looking for a girl on thw side. Yes I know if im looking for a girl why am I getting married, right? Well basically I would like to get it out of my system before I go through with it. And no I'm not a dog or whatever. Just a normal guy that would like to have some fun. And you are so freakin sexy its stupid. I'm tall, 6'4, dark, told to be very handsome/ cute, Italian/ French, military and 26. I don't have any pics on here but if ur interested then hit me up on my email, sdrider82@___.com. or send me ur email. If ur interested at least get to see who I really am.
And fuck my life your so sexy! Oh yeah, said that already."
A few things.
1. I have never or will I ever be a girl on the side.
2. Learn how to spell.
3. You are correct you are not a dog, you are the biggest douche ever.
4. I don't do military.
5. If you are going to "go through with it" then maybe shes not the right girl for you.
Lastly this maybe Chris Harrison doing a new segment and instead of pegging child molesters he is outing home wreckers. So to sdrider82 I will indeed be passing on this lovely offer.
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