I am a big fan of lists. To do lists, grocery lists, packing lists, lists, lists, lists. They make life simple, organized, and as I am borederline OCD so with that I have been infatuated with lists almost my whole life. It makes sense that I needed to list my entire list of notchs on my bedpost as well. Where I am not going to flat out tell you My Number lets just say I can't recite it off the top of my head. I can tell you a majority of their names and what My Number actually is but sometimes I'll forget a few.
Rule #3: Write down your list and always have a constant.
I have amazing friends. Seriously, I have found the best friends a girl could ask for and they all know everything about everything. The great thing is where not everyone of them agrees with how much sex I need to function overall they will listen to my tales of one night stands and understand that I am a go getter for things I need. So naturally one of my college best friends decided she was going to keep my list because she wanted to 1. make sure I wasn't becoming too big of a slut and 2. to make sure I have accuarte accounts of my bedroom activities. She keeps it on her phone and it is titled The Birthday List, mainly because if anyone were to find it I would not want it to read Dudes She Has Effed, they'll just think they aren't invited to my cock fest of "my birthday".
FBO for most is the dreaded Facbook Official, really Facebook has to tell me i'm in a relationship before it counts? But last night my roommates/best friend/other half coined the phrase Fuck Buddy Official. Girls if you are single then you need absoultely are in need of a Constant. Its a great way to have your needs taken care of without upping your numbers. The need for a Constant is like the need to recycle. It's better for the enviroment. It helps keep you happy and not to mention clean, and provides a more enjoyable life all around.
The rules for FBO/Constant status are simple. The entire relationship needs to be based on the mutual understanding of needing to bone on a regular basis. For it to work their can be no feelings involved: no jealousy, no liking, no anything. My most recent dude listed as my Constant makes my brain hurt. Literally I am not sure how it has been going on for so long. The problem with my damn rules is they are in place for a reason but my sex/vodka loving self tends to do whatever I see fit between the hours of midnight and 3am regardless of my brilliant rules. So when I am being ingored by my FBO I get a little pissed, not in a you better not be talking to other people way but in a we have an agreement to uphold here so get on it sir. It has come to my attention after this weekend and intoxicated enduced conversations that I need a new Constant, as mine is flakey and the role doesn't involve texting me about what you would like to be doing to me but acting upon these thoughts and making things happen. Please RSVP by sending photo and resume of any potentials to TheNextNumber@TheBirthdayList.com.
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