Cosmopolitan recently told me San Diego has more single eligible bachelors that most cities in America. Wikipedia told me that San Diego State University besides being Playboy's #3 party school in 2009 has one of the hottest student populations in the country. With all this being said how in the hell am I still single and have called San Diego my home for close to 5 years now. Let me tell you my friend that I have come up with a theory that will make histroy. Ok, thats a total lie but if you think about it there is definitely truth in what I am saying. And if you have ideas of why I am still single, I am all effing ears. Right now I am in the stage of what the hell is wrong with me?
Have you ever heard about The Secret? It was a documentary and a book that helps people visualize their dreams and aspriations and eventually they will all come true. The bottomline is this whatever kind of energy you put out into the world, positive or negative, that is what the universe will send your way. Think about it like this - You are running late to a date, work, school. wax appointment, what happens. You hit every flipping red light. You are sending negative energy into the world and the universe is giving it right back. On the oplitical yesterday my roommate and I were applying this to the dating world.
For the past 5 years I have been the token single girl. Don't get me wrong I loved it in college. I am a firm believer in having a full blown college experience and yes that includes shacking at frat row, taking the walk of shame in last nights outfit with no shoes, leaving class to throw up, and drinking on Wednesdays. But now as my alumni status is set in stone I can't go around acting like a freshman anymore. So here is my theory. There are two different vibes the single vibe and the girlfriend vibe. I clearly have the single vibe on lockdown. I put that into the universe so sure my weekend stories are a bit more entertaining than the most, but recently I have decided I want a dude.
Yes, I said it. Single girl is trying to jump on the bandwagon. But how oh how do I switch on the girlfriend vibe? I honestly do not have the slightest clue. I know for sure I have to stop sleeping with people when I first meet them because that's clearly the slut vibe, and dudes don't date slutty girls. And I want to clarify I use the word dude because I don't want a serious relationship where he is going to purpose after date 2, sorry LA Dude. I want someone to hang out with on occasion, have some meals with, eventually sleep with whenever we feel like it, and to just have someone. Another highlight would include him being in my bed in the AM, the bone and dash is getting a bit old and is just plain rude. A topic for a different day includes me sleeping with people to keep them around, little hint to the world this never works. I still want to be able to go out with whomever I feel like, do whatever I want, and hang out with my guy friends without my dude getting jealous.
Overall I see myself as a pretty entertaining person, who else do you know that hitchhikes to bars, dances on tables, and has a knocked her tooth out while partying. Shit, see here is my problem. I don't think guys want to date girls like the above, because well I am hazardous, maybe even dangerous and can't be trusted after 5 vodka tonics. But here's my plea of defense. I am looking for someone to have fun with, to get to know, to see where things go. I am fun, cute, and I am not bat shit crazy so you would think this would be an easy task. It should not be too hard as San Diego is filled with single men, but I need to shift my vibe or I will be limited to my vibe if you catch my drift.
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