Cracking Codes: What It All Really Means

"Let's watch a movie". If you were born anywhere north of 1980 you know that when some asks you to come watch a movie there will be NO movie watching. There will be a heavy make-out session that could lead to pants dropping and upping your numbers, but in no way shape or form will you be watching this so called movie. You can try and watch it but chances are you will end up like me and have to rent The Town on Redbox later this week to actually understand what happened.

When you receive the "let's watch a movie" text message you must automatically understand the situation. If you are planning on accepting you will need to expect heavy cuddling and a bit of fondling. Last night when I got got back home after a busy day caterering to my mama I was asked by Bachelor # 4 to come over and "watch a movie". I was so effing tired I almost declined but that prompted him to call me and tell me how much he wanted to hang out and I could come in sweats and we would honestly just "watch a movie".

Upon arrival we decided on The Town and layed down in his very comfortable bed and the movie began. Forgive me but when I expressed how tired I was and how I just wanted to chill, and because this is only our 2nd god damn date, I thought that messaged screamed I am not sleeping with you. But let's face it ladies this is how every man sees the movie situation. You are in his bed, lights off, cuddling, and watching some action movie that is bound to have some skanky sex scene, they can't help themselves. What even blows my mind even more I was no where near looking hot last night. I was in freaking sweat pants and a tshirt, no where was my outfit screaming that I want to bone. None the less not even a third into this movie and some how were making out.

I would just like to say my old self would have been exactly where this guy intended me to be. But I refrained. I was that girl that pulled the tired card and pretended I did not know what his intentions were when I agreed to come over in the first place. News Flash Cupid #4 I totally know you wanted to nail me and resisted. I am not going to lie it felt amazing to be a tease. I know thats wrong but maybe guys shouldn't assume they are going to get laid by simply putting on a movie. Let's try a little harder here gentleman and at least butter me up with some popcorn.