Wednesday, March 16, 2011

I'm Not Religious But...

I am going to abstain from having sex. This is my oath to the world wide web that for the next 30 days I will be sex free. I know every single person just laughed out loud and doesn't believe me. I don't even know if I believe me, but that's the problem right there. Maybe I am maturing I don't know is all I do know is I am over being that girl. I have had more whoreish moments that a large portion of my friends and its time to change how people view me. My responses so far from this little experiment include a good luck and the rest laughed.

My reasoning behind this crazy idea is if in the past month you have been called a slut multiple times even in a joking manner there has to be truth in it. First of all I could really fucking care less because I would bet hands down that my life is way more entertaining than most. But let me just say from a girl that doesn't mind sharing about my past experiences is everyone is so damn critical and judgemental. If everyone were more honest in the world it would be a better place, so I know that everyone has had some form of slutty moment in their lives but finds it embarrassing. I find these stories to be beyond funny and have made you into the person you are today so fucking own up people.

Finally I think I am a pretty amazing person. Seriously. I am effing legit. But for some reason I am in this double standard of things where any guy I know that has as much game as I do in the bedroom would be praised for it and here I am getting judged. Also the person I have been screwing lately I needs to be cut so lets just make this to a whole I am not boning at all thing and see how long it lasts. Betting start at $50.

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